Gold Digger Of The Mind Pillows

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Put it in petty cash.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

How to find gold.

"...These are chicken nuggets."

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

Businessman with the goose that laid golden eggs

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

'HA-HAR! GOLD, GOLD! AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"Fossil, shmossil - we want gold."

"Looking for gold?"

I.R.S spying on a gold prospector.