Gold Digging Commentator Pillows

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Pundits

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"You idiot! I said, 'Buy more gold', not mold!!"

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

'That's the end of the news - (B****RD MEN!!)'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

"Tonight's big story... we're leaving you... it's not you, it's us..."

How to find gold.

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."