Gold Digger Observer Pillows

"What's the best machine to use to meet hot chicks?"

"And I can't possibly support you, so you won't have to leave all this."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I don't do windows."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

'Something tells me we're in a heap of trouble.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

How to find gold.

Avocado Prices

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

I.R.S spying on a gold prospector.

'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.'

"Fossil, shmossil - we want gold."

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"I've done the math...it's all right here! We pull out Iraq and use that money to subsidize the oil companies, and...!!"