Mythical Gold Seeker T-Shirts

"Were those pots of gold in any kind of interest-bearing accounts?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'No you can't keep it!'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Frog Prince

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

I just knew this would be dull.

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"...These are chicken nuggets."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

Giant Footprints in the Snow

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

Dragon Flight

"Are we there, Yeti?"

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

Do you do cremations?