Mythical Creature Hunters Gifts

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'As you can see, we have bigfoot sightings all over our area...Folks, he's real! And he could be hiding right under our noses...'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Fishing Tales

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Catasaurus

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Viking Loch Ness

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Diolch

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"