Treasure Hunters Gifts

Pirate Treasure

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"I like how you succeed, despite your disabilities!"

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"I got you a gift."

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Do you think we should tell anyone about this?

"Great! We're going to see their slides on how they found the pirate gold in their back yard agian."

"Don't fret, lassie, I brought my own shovel."

Mudlarking

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Treasure Island Book.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Pirate

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