Treasure Hunters At Heart Gifts

As a child, St. Anthony's gift of finding things wasn't appreciated.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Treasure Island Book.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Dept. of the Treasury

"...it's another metal detector."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Missing Easter Egg

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.