Treasure Hunters At Heart T-Shirts

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I love these old decorations!"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Dept. of the Treasury

"...it's another metal detector."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Missing Easter Egg

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"I'm here to gets the gold"