Treasure Hunters Pillows

Pirate Treasure

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"I like how you succeed, despite your disabilities!"

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"I got you a gift."

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Do you think we should tell anyone about this?

"Great! We're going to see their slides on how they found the pirate gold in their back yard agian."

"Don't fret, lassie, I brought my own shovel."

Mudlarking

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Treasure Island Book.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."