Treasure Hunting Pillows

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"What about hiding it someplace further off-shore?"

'Wow! An old penny!'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'If you found money in the street, would you keep it?'

"We've changed our investment strategy."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

'NO..NO..NO!..on the map Jake...on the MAP!'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'I'm going to hide this offshore, for tax purposes.'

"This is it! According to the map an X-ray marks the spot."

"You know we should spend some of this!"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

Pieces of Eight - the mastery of decimalisation

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"I've decided to collect ancient treasures."

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

"Lucky devil, most people just find loose change behind the sofa!"

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

'The city isn't lost, you are.'

'This looks like a good spot.'

'My accountant recommended that I do all my banking on-shore.'

'We've got to cut the rope. The anchor is caught on something.'