Treasure Hunter Pillows

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'If you found money in the street, would you keep it?'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."

Rag and Bone

'NO..NO..NO!..on the map Jake...on the MAP!'

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'I'm going to hide this offshore, for tax purposes.'

'It's a treasure map.'

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

Garbage dump / Used gems.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pot of gold at end of rainbow, "I only hope that it's gonna be exempt from tax"

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

"Oil! We're rich!"

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

'Open sesamie'

'I have found $80,000 under the cushions.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'For the jillionth time, I have looked everywhere! That winning lottery ticket has got to be in his pants!'

'If it's made in the USA, it's an antique.'

"I need a valuation on my document please."

Garage Sales

'Of curse it does.'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Lucky devil, most people just find loose change behind the sofa!"

'Why don't we invest it in mutual funds?'

"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"