Treasure Hunter Mugs

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'If you found money in the street, would you keep it?'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."

Rag and Bone

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'NO..NO..NO!..on the map Jake...on the MAP!'

'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'It's a treasure map.'

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

'I'm going to hide this offshore, for tax purposes.'

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

Pot of gold at end of rainbow, "I only hope that it's gonna be exempt from tax"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

Looking for Fool's Gold...

Garage Sales

'If it's made in the USA, it's an antique.'

Google Earth For Pirates

'Of curse it does.'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'For the jillionth time, I have looked everywhere! That winning lottery ticket has got to be in his pants!'

'Open sesamie'

"I need a valuation on my document please."

'I have found $80,000 under the cushions.'

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

"Oil! We're rich!"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Extreme dumpster diving. Wanna try it?"