Modern Treasure Hunter Pillows

"Actually, I'm all out of gold, but I could give you some stock."

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I love these old decorations!"

Treasure Island Book.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Archaeologists discover a football