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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Freia and her golden apples

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'No you can't keep it!'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

I just knew this would be dull.

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Oh my God, it's Bigfoot! And look, he's with his podiatrist!'

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

Do you do cremations?

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'

'Honestly, if you're looking in Loch Ness you're way off!'

"Honey, I'm going to be late for dinner."

Monster in the sea.

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

'Having any luck finding the fountain of youth, Miller?'

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

Southbound/Spellbound.