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'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Newt sale

The Witches Discover The Wok

Pie Filling Reader

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Cheese Secret

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

I just knew this would be dull.

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Meditation Munchies

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

We're not really extinct --- just hiding.

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

'How much for the recipe?'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.

"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

"No, I'm sorry - tall, dark, handsome and smelly won't do!"

'As you can see, we have bigfoot sightings all over our area...Folks, he's real! And he could be hiding right under our noses...'

"Isn't it wondrous? Instant newt: add water and stir well."