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Meditation Munchies

Hail the mighty raisin scone! Why? You didn't hear? Yesterday, I started to pray to this holy pastry and today it is sunny outside. These days that counts as scientific proof of the scone's awesome divine powers. Too thin on logic? Ask it for a new iPhone.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.

'The stuff legends are made of'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

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'Half mushroom and half plankton!'