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The Witches Discover The Wok

"Isn't it wondrous? Instant newt: add water and stir well."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Cookbooks

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"All I've got left is smoked."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"You're not even dressed?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.