Magical Cook T-Shirts

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Children's Feast.

'Needs salt!'

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Horn of Leftovers

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Baloneystini

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

Surprise in the salad bowl

You're the sizzle in my roast!

All-Candy Seder.

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"More?"

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'