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Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Witch's Brew.

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"More helium."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'It's her signature dish.'

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Kirks & Tacos

"You're not even dressed?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Commie Chef.

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

Christmas canape?

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."