Mythical Chef T-Shirts

Surprise!

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Cookbooks

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Needs salt!'

Flying sauces.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

My Cauldron Rules

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Beard helper

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'