Mythical Chef T-Shirts

Surprise!

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Cookbooks

'Needs salt!'

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

My Cauldron Rules

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Beard helper

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.