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"Instead of eye of newt, how about some fat of chicken."

'I sent out for everything.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Party time.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

The Origins of Everything

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'Carb or non-carb section?'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

My Cauldron Rules