Magic-minded Chef T-Shirts

"Instead of eye of newt, how about some fat of chicken."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Children's Feast.

'Needs salt!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Party time.

The Origins of Everything

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

'Carb or non-carb section?'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Lobster a la Riseholme!