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"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'Needs salt!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

Cookbooks

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Flying sauces.

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Party time.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'