Magical Chef Gifts

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'Needs salt!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Stop saying, 'BAM!' every time you add something to the frickin' brew."

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

Cookbooks

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Flying sauces.

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Party time.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Surprise in the salad bowl

Witch's Brew.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."