Mystical Chef Gifts

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Isn't it wondrous? Instant newt: add water and stir well."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Cookbooks

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Needs salt!'

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

My Cauldron Rules

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.