Magic Chef Gifts

My Cauldron Rules

'I sent out for everything.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Children's Feast.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Little chef.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

Capturing a Cook

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

Clandestine Cuisine