Mystical Foodie Gifts

Meditation Munchies

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

Comment on food.

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"

Surprise!

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'