Whimsical Foodie Gifts

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Maybe we should give them names."

"This could be good for us."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"I seem to remember you saying you didn't want to attend a county fair because it isn't sophisticated enough."

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Gastropods

"Cheese, pepperoni and double bat wings."

Conchiglie

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Cookbooks

Today's special... donuts.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Witch's Brew.

'Hard to follow...'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?