Whimsical Foodie Gifts

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Maybe we should give them names."

"This could be good for us."

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"I seem to remember you saying you didn't want to attend a county fair because it isn't sophisticated enough."

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Gastropods

"Cheese, pepperoni and double bat wings."

Conchiglie

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Cookbooks

Today's special... donuts.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Hard to follow...'

Witch's Brew.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Do you want toast with that?'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"