Whimsical Food Lover Gifts

Balloon Sausages.

'Your French dip, sir.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Today's special... donuts.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

The Witches Discover The Wok

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Cooking with Pierre

Tzatzikicicle

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid