Food Lover's Fantasy Gifts

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"This is our soft opening."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"