Food Fantasist Gifts

Tramp enjoys good food.

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I would kill for a truffle.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"All I've got left is smoked."

All You Can Eat

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"Waiter!"

Waiting staff

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.