Whimsical Chef Gifts

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Mad Cow and Peeved Poultry

Egg Beater

'I made your favorite soup: 'Cream of Milk'.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"I thought you liked bubble and squeak?"

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

Cookbooks

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Today's special... donuts.

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Witch's Brew.

Better Not Squash.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Sushi Train Set.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."