Whimsical Dining Gifts

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Today's special... donuts.

Cookbooks

The Witches Discover The Wok

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Witch's Brew.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"The usual."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'It's her signature dish.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

"Everything here is very fresh."

Commie Chef.