Whimsical Dining T-Shirts

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Today's special... donuts.

Cookbooks

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Witch's Brew.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"The usual."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'It's her signature dish.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Commie Chef.

"Everything here is very fresh."

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'