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Circus stilt-man eating dinner off stilts.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Can I get a box for this?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Our Troubled Chowders

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salad Hat

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

"Start Sucking!"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Since when do lentils do the backstroke? ??

"Looks like dinner's going to take just a little longer."

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'Progresso or Campbells Select!'

'Sorry, smile's off...'

'Hi. I'm Tiffany and I'll be your waitress tonight -- this agreement may be terminated by either party at any time.'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

Fresh Fish Restaurants

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

Tooters.