Whimsical Dining Experience Lover Pillows

Circus stilt-man eating dinner off stilts.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Can I get a box for this?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Our Troubled Chowders

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

Fast Food Restaurant

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salad Hat

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

"Start Sucking!"

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

'Progresso or Campbells Select!'

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

'Sorry, smile's off...'

'Hi. I'm Tiffany and I'll be your waitress tonight -- this agreement may be terminated by either party at any time.'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

Fresh Fish Restaurants

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."