Whimsical Dining Partner Pillows

"Both Ears This Way, thank you."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Cookbooks

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"The usual."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"I've taken the liberty of adding eight thousand dollars to your check so that, while you're stunned with disbelief, I can bang your wife."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

"I'll have the fish chowder, hold the flotsam and jetsam."

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Since when do lentils do the backstroke? ??

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

Egg Beater

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

"Just eat the darn thing!"