Whimsical Dining Lover T-Shirts

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

Today's special... donuts.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"What do you recommend today?"

Our Troubled Chowders

Fast Food Restaurant

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salad Hat

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

I recommend the ketchup.

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"