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'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Today's special... donuts.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Our Troubled Chowders

Fast Food Restaurant

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"What do you recommend today?"

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Salad Hat

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Heavenly Take Out

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

I recommend the ketchup.

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)