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"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Can I get a box for this?'

Our Troubled Chowders

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

Chernobyl Chow

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salad Hat

"Start Sucking!"

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'If it has a 'G' next to it, it'll give you a little gas; a 'B' will cause some belching; 'N' may create a bit of nausea...'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

Fresh Fish Restaurants

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'

'Ryan, the idea is to eat food of each other's body, not our own.'

Selecting teeth.. "I'll have those, please."

"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?"