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Fortune teller in restaurant says: 'I'll have the soup of tomorrow.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Is the MSG local?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Odd Spas

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'You made me jump,'

"All I've got left is smoked."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

"Start Sucking!"

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

Meditation Munchies

'We'll let you know in a few minutes. Right now, we're googling your chef.'

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

Your dinner is in the coven.

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"I can't decide if I'm in the mood for Italian or hay."

Today's 'Are You Feelin' Lucky' special is all you can eat raw oysters.

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."