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Fortune teller in restaurant says: 'I'll have the soup of tomorrow.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Is the MSG local?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

Odd Spas

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'You made me jump,'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

Spaceman serving shrimp.

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

"Start Sucking!"

'We'll let you know in a few minutes. Right now, we're googling your chef.'

Meditation Munchies

Your dinner is in the coven.

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Since when do lentils do the backstroke? ??

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"I can't decide if I'm in the mood for Italian or hay."

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."