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'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

"Is the MSG local?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Can I get a box for this?'

'You made me jump,'

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

Our Troubled Chowders

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Odd Spas

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salad Hat

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

I recommend the ketchup.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

"Start Sucking!"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'If it has a 'G' next to it, it'll give you a little gas; a 'B' will cause some belching; 'N' may create a bit of nausea...'

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

'What's the special?'