Quirky Dining Experience Collector Gifts

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

"Is the MSG local?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Can I get a box for this?'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'You made me jump,'

Odd Spas

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Fast Food Restaurant

Our Troubled Chowders

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Salad Hat

"And for your entree, sir?"

"Start Sucking!"

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

I recommend the ketchup.

'If it has a 'G' next to it, it'll give you a little gas; a 'B' will cause some belching; 'N' may create a bit of nausea...'

'What's the special?'

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"