Quirky Dining Experiences Gifts

'Choose your own waiter' at a restaurant.

'No steaks, no burgers, Sir. As you may have seen, this is a worm restaurant, Sir.'

The Locust Room (a Chinese resturant with Locust everywhere).

Selecting teeth.. "I'll have those, please."

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

'Can I get a box for this?'

Sushi Train Spotters

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"Give him his food."

Our Troubled Chowders

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Food inspection results

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"I'll have the chef."

"And for your entree, sir?"

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Salad Hat

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"Start Sucking!"

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'