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Mouse hunt.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Cookbooks

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Witch's Brew.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Better Not Squash.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'It's her signature dish.'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

Noodle exchange program.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Cutting round an igloo...