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Mouse hunt.

Cookbooks

It turns out they don't go together so well,

The Witches Discover The Wok

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Better Not Squash.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Witch's Brew.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'It's her signature dish.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Cutting round an igloo...

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'