Fairytale Foodie Gifts

"As your men made the ingredients available to me, I created a 'Dumpty Frittata.'"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Where cronuts come from.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"You complete me."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken