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Halloween may be a little different this year.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Ghostbasters 3

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Namasteak"

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'..and one for the pot.'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Beard helper

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

"You're not even dressed?"

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."