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Ghostbasters 3

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Bermuda Triangles

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Today's special... donuts.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Picking pastries.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Baking

Doughboy Dad

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Non-Humble Pie.