Paranormal Foodie T-Shirts

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Ghostbasters 3

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Intolerant Chef

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Meditation Munchies

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Witch making fairy cakes using fairy

Surprise!

Shashlyk

Conchiglie

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"

'Surprise us.'

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"