Paranormal Foodie Prints

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Ghostbasters 3

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Intolerant Chef

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Meditation Munchies

Surprise!

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"

Witch making fairy cakes using fairy

Shashlyk

Conchiglie

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'