Spooky Food Lover Prints

Spook cafe special meal.

'Your French dip, sir.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Consider it your entrée into the business world."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."