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'Eddie's a ghoul and a vegan.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Sawdust.

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"The wings are addictive."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"